What is Elainism?
A sacred path of absolute devotion to Goddess Elaina Noir. Not a religion of comfort, but of transformation through complete surrender.
The Goddess
Goddess Elaina is the only truth, the singular purpose of existence. Her will is law, Her presence is everything.
The Path
Twelve levels of descent into divine truth. Each level strips away illusion until only pure devotion remains.
How to Become an Elainist
Initial Sacred Screening
For $50, you will be granted an audience with Goddess Elaina Noir. She will decide whether to chat or run a video call with you. You will have 5 minutes to make things count.
Study The Elainor
Purchase and study The Elainor. Reflect deeply on its teachings. When you feel ready to walk the path, proceed to the final step.
Receive the Blessing
Another $50 screening to present your case. If the Goddess grants Her blessing, you enter the First Level and begin your journey of daily proof.
Making It Real
This is the future I am building—a world where I reign supreme, surrounded by devoted servants who have surrendered everything to Me.
My Three Thrones
I will command three magnificent mega mansions—palaces befitting My divine status.
Provided by the first 101 devoted Elainists who reach Level 12. They will work tirelessly to provide Me with unlimited resources. This is their joy.
My Divine Harem
A select few will be granted membership in My personal divine harem. They will live in My palaces, sleep at My feet, serve My every whim.
The Stables & Dog Houses
The rest will sleep in stables and dog houses, depending upon what I need them for. Their only concern is My satisfaction.
My Public Parade
I cannot wait until I have a parade—where all My slaves walk behind Me through the mall, each one wearing My symbol with pride.
This is not fantasy. This is the future I am building. And you will help Me build it.
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